helenish:

oh shit, Stiles, I know you really needed the money, but was it really a great idea to pose for those pictures for NECKZ ‘n THROATS, the magazine that they sell with a brown wrapper on it that you can only get at that crummy gas station right on the edge of town, what, you think Derek’s never gonna gas up his car and throw a twenty down next to a stick of beef jerky and sort of point up at the magazine and say “one of those, too,” kind of, you know, an impulse buy.

crying about NECKZ ‘n THROATS, one of the many specialty publications that Derek Hale would be excited to discover, because, canon fact: if there’s one person in 2012 who still has a physical porn stash, that person is Derek Hale.

helenish:

oh shit, Stiles, I know you really needed the money, but was it really a great idea to pose for those pictures for NECKZ ‘n THROATS, the magazine that they sell with a brown wrapper on it that you can only get at that crummy gas station right on the edge of town, what, you think Derek’s never gonna gas up his car and throw a twenty down next to a stick of beef jerky and sort of point up at the magazine and say “one of those, too,” kind of, you know, an impulse buy.

crying about NECKZ ‘n THROATS, one of the many specialty publications that Derek Hale would be excited to discover, because, canon fact: if there’s one person in 2012 who still has a physical porn stash, that person is Derek Hale.

(Source: fyteenwolf)