I just straight-up walked into a men’s bathroom at the airport and no one reacted in any way. I started washing my hands before I realized that twenty men were literally pretending nothing was happening. They did not even react to my shocked realization. I am a cis woman wearing a dress.

“Oh my god!” - me

“This is normal” - every guy in Midway airport, apparently

*ghost voice* go to the coooooove instead

what, no Falcon Inn??

I went on a date this week with a dude who is getting his PhD at UChicago and I mentioned Jimmy’s and he yelled HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JIMMY’S like it was a secret bar or something

This is incredible

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God, I got so drunk at Jimmy’s tonight.  WHY JIMMY’S?

elvendork:

brotoro:

buckythirteen:

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

Hot “wings”

hot wings

straight people are a farce

elvendork:

brotoro:

buckythirteen:

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

Hot “wings”

hot wings

straight people are a farce

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Tags: same

thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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Tags: yes

Okay this is a situation I feel I could handle, but ONLY this.

Okay this is a situation I feel I could handle, but ONLY this.

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mexicanist:

Julian Baker


I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKIN’ CRAZY PILLS TODAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING MY DASH REBLOGS LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN TO CLUMSY OLD ME

mexicanist:

Julian Baker

I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKIN’ CRAZY PILLS TODAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING MY DASH REBLOGS LOOKS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN TO CLUMSY OLD ME

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WHO DOES NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND SEE THEMSELVES IN SLOW MOTION FALLING OFF THE BACK OF THAT DOCK AFTER THEY ABSENT-MINDEDLY SCOOTED THEIR CHAIR BACK TO GET UP?

WHO DOES NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND SEE THEMSELVES IN SLOW MOTION FALLING OFF THE BACK OF THAT DOCK AFTER THEY ABSENT-MINDEDLY SCOOTED THEIR CHAIR BACK TO GET UP?

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Tags: WHO?

bygone-beauty:

Krikor Jabotian

Akhtamar Collection 2014

I think I’m going to start wearing CAPES.

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Tags: fashion

dollsome-does-tumblr:

whedonesque:

Anya and Xander reunited (X)

#i’m like stupid mad about this #there’s an alternate universe where they were together in the future right #and like have some kids #even though xander’s always a little afraid he’s going to turn into his dad #and anya had stopped thinking about kids before columbus was even born #but they’re good parents because they love their kids #and he teases her when she gets this short mom haircut #and she touches the gray at his temples every time he suggests something like road tripping the country this summer #or letting the girls have a sleepover two nights in a row #anya thought she was scared of growing up and getting old #she can’t believe she could have missed out on all of this (via cashewdani)

Tags: BTVS CUTE

unicorndraws:

it occurred to me I’ve never really drawn a gorgon before and decided i had to remedy that

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