There are some people that I got older and realized were not as cool as I thought they were when I was a teenager. John Waters is the opposite of those people.
— Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)
I’m never taking sitting on my own couch in clean clothes for granted again
I’ve been living in this apartment building for three years, and last night was the first night I managed to lock myself out of my apartment while taking out the trash. No phone, no keys, no shoes. I had to walk barefoot in my pajamas to my boyfriend’s place and ask him to buy me dinner, let me spend the night, and loan me giant man shoes. BUT I was wearing a BRA, so that’s a better situation than 95% of the times I take out the trash.