"A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside." - Tom Hardy


#tom hardy #breastfeed me #my husband (via rubdown)

"A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside." - Tom Hardy

#tom hardy #breastfeed me #my husband (via rubdown)

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mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

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laughingacademy:

tin-pan-ali:

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

1 minute and 37 seconds that you will not want back in your life, to be quite honest.

I am literally crying with laughter at my desk.

The internet thanks you, Jack.

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scavjudges:

2011.277: And now, let’s talk seriously for a moment. We’ve been together for 25 years now, and we think it’s time to make it official. On Friday evening, at 5:30 p.m., come to the University Avenue entrance to the Quads to set a new world record for the largest scavenger hunt.


#SCAV #UChicago #largest media scavenger hunt is a record made up to satisfy the ego of a madmanOkay, I laughed.

scavjudges:

2011.277: And now, let’s talk seriously for a moment. We’ve been together for 25 years now, and we think it’s time to make it official. On Friday evening, at 5:30 p.m., come to the University Avenue entrance to the Quads to set a new world record for the largest scavenger hunt.

#SCAV #UChicago #largest media scavenger hunt is a record made up to satisfy the ego of a madman

Okay, I laughed.

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mallelis:

i love that the caption of this medieval persian tapestry is clearly 
"hi do you wanna be best friends" 
"yeah definitely"

mallelis:

i love that the caption of this medieval persian tapestry is clearly 

"hi do you wanna be best friends" 

"yeah definitely"

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

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elihearts:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this until just now

elihearts:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

I didn’t know I needed this until just now

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna, via eleveninches)

"Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’."

— Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

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I’m never taking sitting on my own couch in clean clothes for granted again

I’ve been living in this apartment building for three years, and last night was the first night I managed to lock myself out of my apartment while taking out the trash.  No phone, no keys, no shoes.  I had to walk barefoot in my pajamas to my boyfriend’s place and ask him to buy me dinner, let me spend the night, and loan me giant man shoes.  BUT I was wearing a BRA, so that’s a better situation than 95% of the times I take out the trash. 

jackingtonoff:

just 2 dads sharing a good natured Dad Joke on a saturday night

jackingtonoff:

just 2 dads sharing a good natured Dad Joke on a saturday night

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GOD, if you hadn’t posted this today I would NEVER have remembered that I had a terrible dream last night where I had FORGOTTEN to sign up for MJ and NO ONE would let me bend the rules and pay at the door.  They were like, if we did it for you we’d have to do it for everyone, HANNAH and I was like but! no one told me!  Why didn’t anyone sign up for me, or at least ask?  I was supposed to do this in the FALL and NO ONE HAS MENTIONED IT UNTIL NOW??  And I bought a plane ticket anyway and brought a suitcase and the concomm shot me poisonous looks across the hotel lobby while they huddled to discuss what to do with me.  NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!

GOD, if you hadn’t posted this today I would NEVER have remembered that I had a terrible dream last night where I had FORGOTTEN to sign up for MJ and NO ONE would let me bend the rules and pay at the door. They were like, if we did it for you we’d have to do it for everyone, HANNAH and I was like but! no one told me! Why didn’t anyone sign up for me, or at least ask? I was supposed to do this in the FALL and NO ONE HAS MENTIONED IT UNTIL NOW?? And I bought a plane ticket anyway and brought a suitcase and the concomm shot me poisonous looks across the hotel lobby while they huddled to discuss what to do with me. NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!

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I had my first German class today at a German cultural institute (sorry, INSTITUT) and in the next room they were showing the Germany-Brazil World Cup game.  It was an interesting experience to listen to others having.

deputychairman:

The only picture of 2 middle aged Canadians on a bench you really need

deputychairman:

The only picture of 2 middle aged Canadians on a bench you really need

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